What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:48
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What goes into writing a great movie script?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
$80 Xbox games seem like a steal compared to what I'm paying, and I don't like it - Windows Central
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Scientists Stunned by Evidence of Ancient Birds Nested in the Arctic - The Daily Galaxy
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Ea autem sint vel distinctio id iste ut.
Make Nazis afraid again!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
A handy charger for every Switch Joy-Con you own is just $20 - The Verge
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.